god this is how i imagine all guys from california to talk like
What If The Male Avengers Were Posed Like The Female One?
Can’t decide if I find the hulk’s pose funnier than Cap’s.
My teacher showed this in class and all the guys were super uncomfortable. It was beautiful.
*krona wrapped his arms around himself,cackling with insanity. he smiled as black blobs shot out of his back, they landed in the snow and quickly formed to be 4 elf size orkish black blood monsters.*
minions of my own hehehehe
*the large Ragnarok golems start to bash the browns and their mounts*
krona: come on blue skin, lets dance!
the browns attempt to fight back, and are succeeding marginally because of their numbers, while giygas stands, his eyes…burning white,”you will never defeat me!” he says in a different voice, holding his axe, he charges, before stopping at the last second, using his blade to kick the snow in krona’s face, following up with a large blast of magical energy
*as he charged krona again, he saw that he was blinded by rage. as he kicked up the snow, krona sunk into a portal and quickly opened another a yard behind him. as he popped out he kicked the back of giygas’s knees and then kicked his mid back, launching him into a snow bank*
"your goblins bore me! VECTOR ARROW!"
just like his mother, krona used the vector arrow spell, launching a barrage of arrow link tentacles , the arrows piercing though the hearts and heads of the browns*
looking surprised at the magic demonstrated, he looks at his left arm, three black bands tattooed onto it. all three of them are removed by magic, and he collapses, spasming as his muscle mass increases, the metal on his gauntlets sharpening into claws,”DIE!" he charges once more, much faster, his claws stabbing into krona’s gut, the golems being incinerated by his other hand
GAH! *krona’s armor shattered and the golems splated into puddled of black blood* “y——y—you… hahahha…. blind beast… dumber then a frost slime… *krona feels the claw sink in deep, blood rushes to his mouth and he holds it, spitting a large amount into giygas’s face*
*it stars to burn his helmet and face, but krona can only hope he can last long enough*
as the acid eats away at his armor and flesh, he regenerates the damage, and uses his other hand to grab onto his throat, cutting off oxygen, trying to strangle him to death, his grip like a crushing vice
*Ragnarok appeared again, in his larger, more robust form, he pulled back and punched Giygas several times in the head, with wild manner.*
rag: YOU CAN’T HURT KRONA! THATS MY JOB!!!!!
*he went back into krona and krona shook, large spikes coming out of his body in all directions, pushing in and out, jabbing frantically at anything near krona*
South had to watch. She felt like she didn’t want anybody else to beat her record, it hurt her pride too much when both Carolina and York did. She was scowling in her helmet, and her body language showed it, shoulders back, one hand balled into a fist - though that was expected of her by now - and the other clutching a pistol, staring down in distaste and hoping he would fail.
"Urgh, fine. But don’t think I’ll forget." South warned, selecting her sniper rifle and reloading it.
"Let’s just finish the mission."
*tn brings the warthog to the mouth of the mammoth *
last out post
"Any resistance?" She asked, pulling on her helmet.
zeta: non of the surfface
TN: and the bottom of the cake?
zeta: you don’t wanna know
The most awesome dollar bill I have ever received.
naruto confirmed for iron man
I know you like Naruto so we put Naruto in a Naruto so you can believe it while you believe it!